The mind of a fangirl
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
(via holydorksbatman)
-Waterbending-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
Pshhh fuck alone, I did it in front of people!
(Source: zudilio, via iwantatimelordplz)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
did u mean: classic who
(via iwantatimelordplz)
christ
i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD
SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMG
(Source: nevelpepperman, via killdakota)
(Source: bakerstreetsdoctor, via sarcasmisawayoflife)
WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT
22 YEARS AGO
take your brother outside as fast as you can
now Dean, GO
NOW 2 BROTHERS…
dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasnt been home in a few days
…ARE ON A QUEST FOR ANSWERS
i swore i was done hunting
i cant do this alone
i think dad wants us to pick up where he left off, you know saving people, hunting things, the family business
(via sarcasmisawayoflife)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via holydorksbatman)
‘I want my Sherlock back’
Happy Valentines day everyone~! c:
“Do I smell murder?” Oh my god. twist ending
you win the internet
Freaking perfect ending
(via rainwillowtrilby)
