astrayan:

team colored hair + mola not believing i have the same hair color as he does

astrayan:

team colored hair + mola not believing i have the same hair color as he does

deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique

my anaconda dont

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

(via goadly)

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(via killdakota)

mickheymilkovich:

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and blue eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall 
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimples
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks / tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner 
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarves
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister 
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia 
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school 
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great at explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in the future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learn more than one language
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • my grades are almost never excellent/very good
  • i want to go to college/university 
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy/ a girl 
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend / datemate

I’m afraid of:

  • insects/ snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding out a secret about me
  • my favourite character dying
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running 
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe

(via moonykins)

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

(via thefamilyphantom)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(via bakrua)

gotitforcheap:

beyonce looks like the parent that let the kid win lmao

(via thedragonbornlives)

swirlyink:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

(via sassyiestcasinthegarrison)

misandry-mermaid:

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

He’s done and said some fucked up shit but this joke was on point.

(via ryyn-strange)